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Thomas Christopher is an author, speaker, seminar leader, purveyor of information products and T-shirts on the web; he is a storyteller, poet, contra dancer, contra dance teacher, contra dance choreographer; he is a Unitarian Universalist lay preacher; oh, yes, he also consults in High Performance Computing.

After 20 years as a professor of computer science, Thomas Christopher resigned to write books full time for two years. (He likes to watch academics turn pale when they hear that.) He is an author of three books published by Prentice Hall. His second negative royalty statement encouraged him to pursue his long term interest in high performance computing by becoming a consultant. His clients have included Sandia and Los Alamos National Laboratories.

Thomas was a co-principal of Tools of Computing LLC, a Chicagoland training company, that presented a series of Java short courses. He is brushing them off and updating them to offer again.

TC, as Thomas prefers to be called, has also developed a series of well-received workshops on rhetoric and humor. They are fun, but he doesn't expect they will ever offer income comparable to computing.

How to publish your own book quickly, easily, and cheaply by print-on-demand.

Make Them Want to Quote You: 
Become Famous for Your Cool Sayings and Meaningful Quotes

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These articles from ToWit, a limited circulation ezine on how to be witty, explain actual procedures for making people want to memorize what you say so that they can quote you. For titles, for headlines, for ads, for slogans, for take-away lines and applause lines in speeches, for sparkle in your writing, for T-shirts, mugs, and bumper stickers, and more, you need to be able to craft a "phrase that pays." This book shows you how. Give people ideas they cannot forget in words they will love to repeat. Become famous for your own cool sayings and meaningful quotes.

Here are some pages he is putting together on how to bring web site traffic by publishing ezine articles.

 Ezine Article Submission  
 Free Ezine Article Submissions to an Article Directory  
 Submit Ezine Articles to Hundreds of Directories  
 Affiliate Web Marketing  
 Buy Guaranteed Web Site Traffic  
 Using the Google Keywords Tool  
 Using Micro Niche Finder  

Contact

1140 Portland Place #205
Boulder CO 80304

303-709-5659

tc AT tools-of-computing.com

Links

Request an Overview of How To Sell T-shirts on the Web

www.how-to-shirt.com

Purchase a copy of All Income, No Costs: Sell Your T-Shirts On The Web

www.how-to-shirts.com

Web T-shirt shop

www.wittyselfexpression.com

Thomas Christopher's Consultant Page

Computer Science.

Tools of Wit

TC's Creativity and Cleverness Page.

Artsy Page

Stories, poetry, essays, music.

Animated algorithms

Java-based visualizations of some algorithms.

http://www.tools-of-computing.com

The Tools of Computing home page.